sad luck dame

Jaysus. 

Wait…what?

I seriously can’t even believe that someone thought up (and presumably also used) this terrible line. 

I’m at it again, lololol. 

Oh my god. 

(via hurdurrhur)

Robert Downey Jr. teaches you math!

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Avengers

“Fucking him would be like fucking a glacier, he thinks feverishly.”

Laughing for-goddamn-ever. 

falloutconfessions:

“I IS SCIENTISTIC.”

Fallout Confessions

Oh god, I love this.